HOW TO BE POPULAR ON AREWA FACEBOOK IN NO TIME AND ATTRACT LARGE FOLLOWING..

HOW TO BE POPULAR ON AREWA FACEBOOK IN NO TIME AND ATTRACT LARGE FOLLOWING..

Firstly,

You need to continue the holy war of denigrating women online  just like it's being perpetuated in the society. 

1. DRAG WOMEN ( "ai wan ce Feminist ce, ta ki aure,"  "Malala ta cuce mu" bla bla bla.)

2  INSULT THEIR CHOICES (especially in ki na active politics, to don a lika miki kalmar K ba komai bane.)

3. BODY SHAME WOMEN ( "Ke wance kin yi Kiba, kin yi muni , a Ramen ma ba ta tsira ba, , etc. )

4. RUBBISH THEIR EFFORTS ( Long epistles on why they should be less ambitious,  less educated so they won't bruise any man's ego. "Allah ya hana mu auren mai degree" yen yen yen.) 

5. RUBBISH THEIR OPINIONS ("Wai wacce ba ta da aure ke ba wa ma'aurata shawara." Ect.) 

6. LAUGH AT THEIR HUSSLE. ( "kowace budurwa ta zama mai tallan Awara da Spices online.")

7. FABRICATE LIES ABOUT WOMEN.(Come up with bunkum stats that you can attached to any topic that suit your prejudice against women.)

8. CONDEMN THEIR STRUGGLES (Every chance, "Ke yar gwagwarmaya yane?")

9. LAUGH AT THEIR CHALLENGES (Bazawara ce fa, "ta kasa zaman aure", "ta wuce 25 bata yi aure ba" etc)

10. THROW ALL DIRT ON WOMEN (Like women are the ones selling their votes Saboda taliya, etc.)

11. When there is any kind of dispute between you and any lady, call her pros ti tute and continue bullying her on your wall to supress her forever. 

12. Lie on women,  lie about women, call them names,  lie while your audience cheer you and share among like minds to increase your popularity 

And lastly,

13. Drag those who call you to order after dragging women. This is more fun as your fellow bullies pick up the topic, twist and twist it. If God forbid one man saw logic and try to reason with your circle of bullies, this unlucky fellow will be called, Boko akida or Dan kwangilar yahudawa, etc. And this singular turn of events can fetch you more followers among fanatics claiming Islam they themselves are yet to fully understand. 

Best of luck!

Gambo Muhammed.
Swtrukky@gmail.com

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